It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
Talking with someone online today reminded me of this story. It's a quicky, so enjoy.
For those of you who have never been in a strip club, let me please give you a word of advice. Never. Under any circumstances should you tip a dancer with loose change. This poor sap learned his lesson the hard way.
So, this random guy tipped one of my dancers a quarter on the stage. She then took her stilleto off and beat him in the head with it.
He lost an eye.
She went to jail.
He still comes in the club, but he wears an eyepatch. I have to serve him his beer on the left side or he doesn't see me.
For those of you who have never been in a strip club, let me please give you a word of advice. Never. Under any circumstances should you tip a dancer with loose change. This poor sap learned his lesson the hard way.
So, this random guy tipped one of my dancers a quarter on the stage. She then took her stilleto off and beat him in the head with it.
He lost an eye.
She went to jail.
He still comes in the club, but he wears an eyepatch. I have to serve him his beer on the left side or he doesn't see me.
posted by Jennifer at 10:36 AM
7 Comments:
I've got one to compare. I used to work in a strip club and one night one of the girls bit a guys nose off. Completely off. Apparently they were able to reattach it, but it was a mess. Blood everywhere. He punched her (understandably) to get her teeth off of his face, and broke her jaw and knocked some teeth out.
that's fabulous!! what happened to her?
I think they got married and moved to Atlanta.
I once saw a low rent kinda gal throw an 8 ball, from a pool table, knocked this dude out from 25 yards for tossing pennies at her. classic days....hahahaha
At another club we had a little bit of dancer drama btween 2 girls. While girl A was onstage, girl B tried to run up on her and stab her with a pair of scissors. Ahh, memories
ohhhh myyyy godd........ that's so wild!
Well not only is change insulting, but /yeah/ it must be hard to keep ahold of! Some guys are just sick... and he's still coming back? That's a great story.
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