Sunday, April 29, 2007

Procrastinating Polly

I'm deviating (a nicer word than procrastinating) from studying for my finals tomorrow by posting this short little diatribe.

At the bottom of my blog, I have this little green button; called "site meter." One of the many handy things that it provides is a listing of how people came to my blog. If someone were to search for me using Google, Msn, Yahoo, or any other search engine, it tells me which engine they used and what keywords they typed in.

That said: ewwwwwwwww.

To the person who came to my blog while searching for "8 year old sluts;" I have nothing to say.

To the person who came to my blog while searching for "daddy's and girls naked;" again, nothing to say you freaking pervert.

Mostly, people search for "naked women" and they get my blog. THIS IS NOT A PORN SITE!

Although I do have to say that I'm quite pleased to have surpassed porn. And Hank Williams Jr.


However, "pussy sluts naked" and "fucking naked women drunk" and all the other wonderfully colorful search terms that brought you freaks here, this is not a porn site. By all means, feel free to peruse through the blog; but don't expect any pictures.

That is all,

P.S> The dancers drove me CRAZY this weekend. More on that later.


Blogger meatball666 said...

Damn ! And I was hoping to find and underage waitress I could abuse.

You're right. These mofo are everywhere. I live in Mexico and it makes me sick when I see the tourists trying to get 14-15 years old.

Good luck with your test.

6:44 PM  
Blogger 6th Floor blog said...

Doesn't using those phrases just encourage it though?

8:26 AM  
Blogger waitress said...

Yeah, probably, but I was hard up for content!

Back to the papers! :)


9:52 AM  
Blogger INNER VOICES said...

yeah sickos are world wide... a few years ago we were in Bali, huge sex trade there! gross.. anyway, its interesting to see how people get to your blog... i get all kinds of funny search paths to mine....

btw, your stuff is great!

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Brenda said...

I've never commented before, but I just had to let you know that my favorite one on your list was "screaming pussy" just leaves me speechless

2:26 PM  
Blogger Meg said...

If you ever really want to be scared by search terms, check out A while ago, AOL made 3 months worth of search terms public for researchers; it got yanked almost immediately because even though they'd randomized their IDs, people do stupid things like search for their social security number, so you could figure out who was who. Yet, thanks to the glories of the internet, all that info is still there.

Some people are really, really sick; as much as I'm for information privacy, I kind of hope someone is trolling that data to put the kiddie-porn guys in jail.

~your friendly librarian

9:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't wait to hear what happened with the dancers :)

7:44 AM  
Anonymous Neel said...

Yeesh...too many sick people in the world!

Love the stories!

3:37 PM  
Blogger Manuel said...

Strangley enough I know what you mean. I was doing the same thing and found out someone got to my site by searching "FILLET SEX" What the f is fillet sex????

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Joe Bartender said...

All I needed to see was a link that read "Naked Women and Beer." Count me in!

5:23 PM  

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