Wednesday, September 27, 2006

What WAS going to be a dictionary of stripper lingo!


(sorry skippymom and stephen!!!)

Oh and BTW: a few definitions that I wanted to give you weren't on the list, so:

Titty tape: think Victoria's secret stick-on bras. Sheets of tan colored fabric that the girls cut holes out of (with salt shakers, bottle caps, and martini glasses for some) to cover their nipples.

T-bags: similar to g-strings or thongs, these are worn under the dancers booty shorts. T-bags, however, have a wider panty area to cover the girls' entire na-na.

Cut Off: refusing to serve anyone another drink for various reasons (intoxication, asshole-ism, etc...)

Hope that answers a few more....I'm SOOOOOO sorry about not posting NSFW earlier!!!

So, I was sitting here at my computer, racking my brain to come up with an extensive yet informative list of stripper/bar lingo, when someone did it for me!!! Thank you anonymous commenter!

You can find it here!

Ok, so blogger has been screwy today, so let's hope the link works... if not try:

click on that!!

sorry for all the confusion!



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very informative!

Can't wait for the next story. :-)

4:01 PM  
Blogger SkippyMom said...

Ahhh! I opened that link at work...giggle....thank godness I work with my hubby - who I now suppose wants to know what fetishes I haven't mentioned to him all these years later!! heehee
I will read it later - thanks for the post!

4:10 PM  
Anonymous stephen said...

Whew! I'm with you skippymom. I opened at work and went into panic mode...From slouched so far down in my chair my head is barely above the arm rests and eyes glazed over to upright in a, click..shit, shit..stop loading and close!! Fortunately I got it closed about a second after someone walked by my door. That was close.

However, I will be checking into that one later this evening.

4:29 PM  
Blogger Film Aficionado said...

Here it is, Gypsy:

5:33 PM  
Blogger Film Aficionado said...

Apparently that won't work. So go to You should be able to find it from there.

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

waaaahhhh it says it's 'page not found'

7:03 PM  
Blogger i'llnevertell! said...

ok everyone, there's a problem with blogger.

i've tried it every different way, i've even searched for it on technorati. the link does exist, it's just blogger is down for a while, i suppose.

i'm really sorry, but please keep trying!

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger is down for an hour or so, should be back up soon

8:18 PM  
Blogger 00goddess said...

Everyone else I know calls them "t-backs." I have never, never, never, never encountered anyone calling them a t-bag. Is this some weird local custom?

9:54 PM  
Blogger i'llnevertell! said...

oh christ, goddess, there's a good chance that i misheard the word and have been calling t-back's "t-BAGS" for, like, 5 years now. jesus.

the music is really loud...that's my only excuse!



9:59 PM  
Anonymous Gypsy_Jo said...

LOL @ t-bags! its ok, we understand waitress!

when I worked in topless, we (middle nineties) used this clear theatre glue, and I cant for the life of me think of the name. its the same stuff guys use on their toupees (LOL), it dries clear, so its there but cant be seen to readily.

do your girls do "sets"? do they do "champagnes"? do ya'll do the "pussy parade"? should we differentiate between couch dances, table dances and private shows for the general public?

I know alot varies from state to state, linguisticly speaking and legal.

heres hopin waitress and all the rest have a great day!

6:44 AM  
Blogger SkippyMom said...

No worry Waitress! SkippyHusband thought the look on my face was priceless...we're still laughing about my "brush with porn" - heehee! (yeah, we don't get out much, can ya' tell? ;)

7:32 AM  
Anonymous stephen said...

Hey, no biggie. You saved me from falling asleep at my desk.

I find it so ironic that we have to put NSFW. The vast majority of visits I get is during the working hours! What the hell did people do to goof off at work before the internet?? Did they actually work all day? That must have sucked.

I've only ever known a "tea bag" as when you put your balls on one of your sleeping/passed out friend's face and take a picture.

8:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I opened this at work as well! Thankfully, I have my monitor angled so that no one coming in my door can see it, just for times like this!

Still a great list, thanks for sharing :-)

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha, love the Billy Joel definition. As a big Billy Joel fan, I will forever be affected when someone says "Looks like Billy Joel is playing tonight." :)

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Kafkas Angst said...

At the Alaskan Bush Company the seats around the stage are known as "the meat rack". I saw some crazy stuff there the seven years I lived in Alaska.

1:01 PM  
Blogger SkippyMom said...

Oh Stephen...the mental image....bwahahahaha...thanks so much for sharing THAT.

I seriously need to get out more.

Oh, Hubby?!

10:36 PM  
Blogger Wide Lawns Subservient Worker said...

I cant live without titty tape. Its my favorite thing. I also love the silicone stick on boobs so you dont have to wear a bra. A genius invention.

6:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spirit gum is used a lot in the theatre.

10:27 PM  

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