Sunday, October 15, 2006

Oh Sweet Jesus

Dear Readers, I am fairly certain you are all aware that I am a Jew, and so you must realize the dire situation at hand for me to utter the words "Oh Sweet Jesus."

I am throwing up drama. The smell of it is permeated into my clothes. I have the urge to take a shower and scrub my body raw while crying "I feel dirty" over and over again like some quasi-assault victim from the Lifetime Movie Network.

(Boyfriend would like to interject here and ask why a station that focuses on "empowering women" only plays movies where they get beat up all the time? I personally think the LMN is soft-core porn for pedophiles and sexual predators...but that's another story.)

I have been at my club for three years now. In 1094 and 3/4 days (give or take for leap year) I can't remember ever dealing with this much drama at once.

I have yet to decide how to write about it. A lot of the happenstances involved regulars that I need to give you back story about, so I may just do it post by post rather than try to do another three (or four) parter. I'll let you know, whatever the case it will be started tomorrow.

If you'll excuse me, I need to go cry in the shower.

Best of luck to you all!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen, Boyfriend! I have always thought that Lifetime was the antithesis of empowering women. Talk about victim TV!!! Hang in there, sister.

6:27 PM  
Blogger Thy said...

hope you're alright.

i cry in the shower too.

cause it means the only one seeing me cry is me or some weirdo pervert whose hooked up a camera in my showerhead.

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Lai said...

Aww, I've been in the exact same situation as you, and I know how frustrating all that drama is.

But somehow it all just ends up passing by and everything is just as usual.

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We will be waiting (im)patiently. :-) A hot shower can do wonders.

7:26 PM  
Anonymous walnutkitten said...

Try hot shower, hot chocolate and sleep. That's what I do when I feel down at least. And it works on me. Oh, Boyfriend, take a good care of Waitress!

9:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh Waitress.I Hope you feel better soon. Take good care of her,Boyfriend.

10:27 PM  
Blogger Ospite said...

Stick it out. We, your loyal fans, are with you.

12:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beer in the shower is nice, too. A nice cold Blue Moon while taking a hot shower can soothe your nerves like no other.

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You poor thing!

Hang in there! I'm a big fan of Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea. Works wonders & will help you relax. Ya know, when you don't feel like taking shots to relax :-)

1:52 PM  
Blogger i'llnevertell! said...

yeah, i'm a big tea drinker myself! I also like a hot toddie after work, except i use brandy instead of whisky.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Wide Lawns Subservient Worker said...

Waitress, my dear - you are the mistress of the cliffhanger! I can't stand the suspense. What has transpired in the titty bar??

I hope you feel better soon and can write all about it.

2:18 PM  
Blogger The Girl with Moxie said...

I am with you and the BF on Lifetime. I may actually blog about it at some point.

Courage, sister.

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Caroline said...

Aw, I hope you are feeling better soon! Thanks for the great blog .. it helps me get through my horribly boring job ;)

6:00 PM  
Blogger Steve said...


In a Strip Club?


I'll be waiting with bated breath.

8:23 PM  
Anonymous Gaping MAW said...

Ack! No crying in the shower! Distracting sex with Boyfriend! Distracting hot cocoa made by Boyfriend! Distracting anything at this point!

I'm on the edge of my IKEA-standard desk chair waiting for the drama. Hope you feel better sometime soon

11:57 PM  
Anonymous Gypsy_Jo said...

sends a big vat of jewish penicillan, it cures whatever ails you.
hope you are feeling better soon, now eat your soup.


12:41 PM  

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